Joey teaches Chandler how to remember the difference between Tuesday and Thursday.
The scene
Joey is an actor. He wants to be in a new film so he must do an audition. Chandler is an old friend of the director, so Joey asks him for help.
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Hey Chandler! Y’know that girl you went to college with who-who became a movie director?
Chandler
Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my Movement class.
Phoebe
What’s a Movement class?
Monica
It’s Chandler’s way of pretending he didn’t take mime.
Joey
Oh well listen, anyway she’s directing the new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition!
Chandler
Oh, I don’t know man. I haven’t talked to her in like ten years.
Joey
No-no-no, please-please Chandler I-I-I would owe you so much!
Chandler
You do owe me so much. You owe me three thousand, four hundred…
Joey
Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?
Chandler
Oh okay, I’ll-I’ll try.
Joey
All right! Thanks! You’re the best! Now listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday. Okay? So I gotta get in there by Thursday. Okay? Just remember Thursday. Thursday. Can you remember Thursday?
Chandler
Yeah so, Tuesday?
Joey
Thursday! Look if you need help remembering think of like this, the third day. All right? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? Thursday! The third day! Okay?!
Chandler
Thank you.
Joey
Okay.
---ooOoo---
Days go by... Chandler wants to know the news. How was the audition?
Chandler
Hey!
Joey
Hey!
Chandler
So?!
Joey
So?
Chandler
It’s Thursday! How was the audition?!
Joey